I just had one of the most amusing conversations, with some random person. See, for some reason, I've been getting a lot of messages on ICQ lately from people ... and I have no idea who these people are. They just strike up a conversation, and I'm like ... .uhh, what the hell? So I've decided to start fucking with these people.
Here's an example from today:
(13:29:13) 231848220: hi, do you speak english?
(13:39:03) Tarken: No sorry, I don't know any English.
(13:39:16) 231848220: why?
(13:39:32) Tarken: I don't believe in the English language.
(13:43:42) 231848220: hm...
(13:43:46) 231848220: :-
They didn't seem too eager to talk after that, I don't know why.
Shortly after this, I got a message from some Russian chick (actually from Russia) saying she wants to have sex with me.... what is with some people's children today? She actually says that she is going to be here at 3pm on a plane. From Russia. And it's 2:04pm now. Right. Yeah I believe you. I just do not understand these people.